“now, i know how you’re going to be -“
“the good news is that it’s definitely asgard. definitely, definitely asgard.”
“i can see that.”
“the bad news is that it’s the day the god of thunder is supposed to be crowned king of the nine realms -“
“a coronation! oh, honey, think of the feast!”
”- and instead wages a war against jötunheim, is banished from asgard, and gets stuck on earth while his unknowingly adopted brother - the god of mischief, you’d like him - takes over as a genocide-friendly king.”
“this is why i don’t let you drive.”
Loki’s vulnerable moments with demonstrations of love.