“now, i know how you’re going to be -“
“sweetie…”
“the good news is that it’s definitely asgard. definitely, definitely asgard.”
“i can see that.”
“the bad news is that it’s the day the god of thunder is supposed to be crowned king of the nine realms -“
“a coronation! oh, honey, think of the feast!”
”- and instead wages a war against jötunheim, is banished from asgard, and gets stuck on earth while his unknowingly adopted brother - the god of mischief, you’d like him - takes over as a genocide-friendly king.”
“this is why i don’t let you drive.” 

(Source: brittanias)



Loki’s vulnerable moments with demonstrations of love.



lizzledpink:

liefullyloki:

larxenesomebody:

ever-so-plucky:


 #GREETINGS FAIR MIDGARDIAN #OBSERVE YOUR MATE #NOW MARVEL AT THOR #NOW LOOK AT YOUR MATE #LAMENTATIONS! HE IS NOT THOR #BUT IF HE BE WORTHY AND REFORMS HIS STYLING PRODUCTS OF CHOICE #HE WOULD STILL NOT BE THOR (NAY!) #BUT COULD POSSESS A MANE AS GLORIOUS AS THOR’S #GAZE UPON YOUR FEET #NOW LOOK TO THE COSMOS #YOUR LOCATION HAS CHANGED! #YOU STAND UPON A NAVAL VESSEL WITH THE ASGARDIAN YOUR MIDGARDIAN MATE COULD LIKEN HIMSELF TO #BEHOLD - SOMETHING SHIMMERS IN YOUR HAND! #(MARVEL AT THOR.) #TIS A MOLLUSC AND RARE DELICACY AND WITHIN ITS SHELL LIE TWO PASSES TO YOUR CHOICE OF ENTERTAINMENT #A TRANSFORMATION! YOUR PASSES ARE REGAL GEMSTONES! #ALL IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR MATE STYLES HIS MANE AFTER THOR’S #I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW #(ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga garnier!) (via i-o-u-a-fall)



THOR.




#I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW


(Source: lmnpnch)



I think i have watched this whole movie either biting my knuckles or bouncing up-and-down



Zomg Chris Hemsworth’s smile



Oh no that’s really sad



Dude I want to be a member of SHIELD and get shit done



And he was such a cute frosty baby



Oh poor Loki >snif<